LOCATION: 1.2km North from the Chompol Road 2km from Petchakasem Road
HARES: Odd-Sox and Screwdriver
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The GM and ever eloquent Sweeney Todd with his clothes of many colours came forth and blew his own trumpet, I mean whistle and proceeded to call everyone to order.
The GM then gave the Leo drinkers a bollocking for putting half empty bottles back in the cooler thus causing unnecessary wastage adding that Chang drinkers didn’t because their choice of beer was not like the ‘weasel’s water’ that Leo was! As there was no further pre run business On On was called the Hares pointed the direction and off we went.
The Hares had assured us that no one would get lost and anyone who did needed shooting and this appeared to be true as the trail was well marked with copious amounts of paper. What could possibly go wrong? Up ahead the runners came out of a siding shouting ‘false trail’, they had been fooled by an upside down runners sign, they then decided that the trail was to the right and we all in our wisdom followed close behind, then On On was shouted and from that moment we were all doomed, still oblivious to the fact that we had picked up the On In trail! We continued to enjoy nice scenery, meandering paths through pine trees and plantations all around. To the delight of no name Shelly we came to a farm that was so like her own virtual farm that it left her speechless, for about a second, then to our shock and dismay we saw the On In sign, the walk had taken us slowbies 30mins, what could have gone wrong? When we arrived back at the car park everyone assured us that they had followed paper.
Davey Delayed decided to do the walk again backwards. I decided to walk the trail again accompanied by Screwdriver who was at a loss as to what could possibly have gone wrong. After much debate the front runners were blamed for not looking in both directions, after the false trail, for the paper.
When I returned I was informed that the first runner in was Pedalphile in 15mins after running the walkers trail. Mudman told me that he did the walkers trail and then the runners trail including the walkers trail again. I'm sure many of the runners did the same. As the runners/walkers returned many tales of woe were being told of different trails - different directions - and 3 lost souls.
After the extended beer and snack time we were invited to circle up.
We were first told that Amedashed had had an accident on his Motorbike and sustained various injuries, including a broken leg. We raised our glasses and wished him well and a speedy recovery. The Hares were once again in the circle and had to sit on the ice and when asked what people thought of the trail there was a shout of 'which trail' but everyone appreciated the extra beer time. Payback time as Odd-Sox was given the ice bucket by Chicken Legs. As the Hares left the circle there was an altercation between Odd-Sox and GM!
Next on the agenda was the lovely Laura who celebrated her 8th birthday and Micky Mou for his 100th run, congrats to both of them. Virgins up next, Pattie married to VD, Panie from Scotland and Josh from Pennsylvania. We then had to listen to Shutter Slut sing a song about Pennsylvania.
New member Foetus welcome to him and returner Micky Mou. Next up the leavers, Marcel and Shelly who leave for Canada soon, the ice worked hard this week as Davey Delayed had to sit for being early for the very first time and Tinks for not owning up to being absent, Cathusalem for talking in the circle and the rich tones of Davey Delayed rang out singing 'his arse so blue' the lost souls who were now back with us were called into the circle namely Speed Bumps Warm Piss and Josh from Pennsylvania, now known as the over achievers, how did we fit this all in, next Floppy Dick and Welsh Dresser called in to sit on the ice for mobile phone abuse. Finally Loose Screw was called in to be congratulated for her excellent snacks.
30 hardy Hashers then made the short trip along the Khlong Road to Mr. Burger 3 for the On On On and to do what Hashers do best namely eat and drink! To sum up, this was the best run and the best snacks this month, and where would the fun be if there were no cock ups!
ON ON - ANON