Tinks's GPS commentary
Yesterdays runners trail for me was around 3.4 km in 46:21 min. Elevation - Min 24 m Max 100 m, Gain 103 m, Loss 103 m, Max slope - Ascent 39.0%, Descent 34.4%. Route went clockwise Distance to R/W Split was 1.6 km and took me 22:28 min Runners loop 1.8 km in 23:53 min The R/W split was at the highest point and then Walkers went left and completed their trail in an anti-clockwise direction Total No of Hashers – 46
Hash # 280 off Soi 102 was so close to town it was quite surprising that we were actually very close to the hills, and that 69 forever was late again! Brambles and Jock Twat regaled us at length with stories of Rabid dogs necessitating the sever shortening of the trail but finally off we went, and in no time at all we were deep into our beloved Thai countryside, surrounded by familiar mountain scenery. The runners were soon strung out ahead of us toiling up what turned out to be a very steep hill, when the walkers arrived at the base.
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The Westerly (I think Westerly – I can feel a down down coming on if not!) view at the top was also very rewarding, and soon we were dropping down through craggy rocks and scrub bushes and then we suddenly emerged into a clearing to be confronted with the ON IN Sign !!
I think the accepted terminology is “short and sweet“ but Legs Wide Open proved a staunch supporter of her old haring husband Jock Twat, pointing out that as Brambles Bill was indisposed for some of the time the poor old Twat was largely on his own in laying the trail together with the aforementioned rabid dogs!
New hasher Ryan, resplendent in a new bandana and sporting an equally new dragon head walking stick was upstaged only by his girl friend Damo the new Hash Flash – real potential here if you look at the photo’s.
Legs made lovely chilli dog snacks with an especially short sausage requested by Mingster, as it’s all she’s been used to for years now!
Circle Down Downs
Late Arrivals: 69 Forever & Ice Pussy
Hares: Jock Twat & Brambles
I like Short Sausage: Mingster
Pant Wetting: Hugmanannygoat
Walker to the Hash: Slackbladder
Returners: Latecomer, Have you had me yet, No Name Lee
Chilli Dog Snacks: Legs Wide Open
New Members to H2H3: Ryan, Dowa, Jeab
Solstice Hash Shirts clarification: Ballbanger
Arse Licker: Ryan
Joint Hash Webmaster: Bush Whacker
Next Week’s Hare: Hugmanannygoat
The new On On restaurant proved a great success and good value and as usual a good time was had by all!!
DD & Tinks